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04-01-2009, 10:12 PM
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Mila smoked my cigar
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The Night of April 1st
The Night of April 1st
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 71 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defence Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defence Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defence Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago. Defence Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defence Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defence Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Defence Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now!' Defence Attorney: Did he take you? Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' and ran off, and that's when I shot him ............ the little bastard. |
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04-02-2009, 10:14 AM
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Re: The Night of April 1st
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04-11-2009, 05:25 PM
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04-11-2009, 05:29 PM
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Re: The Night of April 1st
good one!
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