SCAM! Beware....

03-11-2009, 01:31 PM

Scam
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This
one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your
friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling
out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask
you for a ride to McDonalds.

You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts
crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, 24th & 29th. Also November 1st & 4th, Twice on the 8th, 16th,
23rd, 26th & 30th, three times last Monday and very likely again this
upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each~~I found cheaper ones
for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat
at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to
Home Depot.

03-11-2009, 01:41 PM

Damn it, not true!!!

http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/windshield.asp

Oh well.....one can wish.

Mugen910 · 03-11-2009, 01:49 PM

03-11-2009, 01:57 PM

I found it humorous that it even showed up in Snopes.

Even more so that I'm so bored that I looked it up.

dunng · 03-11-2009, 01:59 PM

Wal-Mart is currently out of wallets...

03-11-2009, 02:17 PM

Nabinger16 · 03-11-2009, 02:23 PM

That's funny like hell

Starscream · 03-11-2009, 03:06 PM

Genetic Defect · 03-11-2009, 03:15 PM

WildBlueSooner · 03-11-2009, 04:40 PM

Hahah nice!

RUNYYFan · 07-05-2014, 05:03 PM

This deserves a bump, not just for the joke, but for several of the responses.

Well played.

baust55 · 07-05-2014, 05:22 PM

I have a HUGE !.........THICK ! ......... FAT ! ....................Wallet !

irratebass · 07-07-2014, 12:16 PM

Quote:

I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, 24th & 29th. Also November 1st & 4th, Twice on the 8th, 16th,
23rd, 26th & 30th, three times last Monday and very likely again this
upcoming weekend.

03-11-2009, 01:31 PM	#1
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	SCAM! Beware.... Scam A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also November 1st & 4th, Twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 30th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each~~I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home Depot.

03-11-2009, 01:41 PM	#2
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: SCAM! Beware.... Damn it, not true!!! http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/windshield.asp Oh well.....one can wish.

03-11-2009, 01:49 PM	#3
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: SCAM! Beware.... __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

03-11-2009, 01:57 PM	#4
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: SCAM! Beware.... I found it humorous that it even showed up in Snopes. Even more so that I'm so bored that I looked it up.

03-11-2009, 01:59 PM	#5
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: SCAM! Beware.... Wal-Mart is currently out of wallets... __________________ MassHole Banter

03-11-2009, 02:17 PM	#6
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03-11-2009, 02:23 PM	#7
Nabinger16 Drowning Ex Gorilla Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Trent Location: Indiana Posts: 292 Trading: (8)	Re: SCAM! Beware.... That's funny like hell

03-11-2009, 03:06 PM	#8
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: SCAM! Beware.... __________________ Insert quote here.

03-11-2009, 03:15 PM	#9
Genetic Defect difetosso Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Perry Location: An elevator Posts: 5,202 Trading: (5)	Re: SCAM! Beware.... __________________ I'm an outcast riding into town alone I got wanderlust branded deeper than the bone

03-11-2009, 04:40 PM	#10
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: SCAM! Beware.... Hahah nice! __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

07-05-2014, 05:03 PM	#11
RUNYYFan Life, Liberty, Happiness Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Marc Location: Splitting time between Dayton, NJ and Needmore, PA Posts: 360 Trading: (0)	Re: SCAM! Beware.... This deserves a bump, not just for the joke, but for several of the responses. Well played. __________________ Marc Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed. - Anon.

07-05-2014, 05:22 PM	#12
baust55 AUSTIN Join Date: Oct 2013 First Name: JAMES Location: NEBRASKA Posts: 241 Trading: (1)	Re: SCAM! Beware.... I have a HUGE !.........THICK ! ......... FAT ! ....................Wallet ! __________________ AUSTIN S.E. Nebraska

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