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Old 02-12-2009, 01:13 PM   #1
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that you ever did to someone you cared about?

With valentines day coming around I was thinking about Jane and my many years together. Never really thought about some of the things I did, however briefly that might have caused her trama.


Sunny day 28 years ago. We have a nice picnic and walk out on the end of the pier in our community. Sitting on the rocks...

I say... "Honey"

She says "yes"

Me.. "I dont know how to say this, so I'll just say it"

She says "just go ahead"

I say "I don't to date you any more"

The cruel part was the 15 second pause before I asked her to marry me.
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Old 02-12-2009, 01:15 PM   #2
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That is GREAT!
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Old 02-12-2009, 01:19 PM   #3
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Hopefully she pushed you in the pond/lake/whatever as part of her reply.

Well played, sir.
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Old 02-12-2009, 01:19 PM   #4
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Awesome, Dave, just awesome.

You romantic sod!
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Old 02-12-2009, 01:21 PM   #5
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I'm gonna have to remember that one...
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Old 02-12-2009, 01:22 PM   #6
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I'm gonna have to remember that one...


That's a good one!
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Old 02-12-2009, 01:23 PM   #7
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ROFL nice
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Old 02-12-2009, 01:22 PM   #8
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I experienced the other side of the story…

My wife was so surprised and happy when I proposed to her that she forgot to answer. I said something like… “I take it that’s a yes?”
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Old 02-12-2009, 03:28 PM   #9
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I experienced the other side of the story…

My wife was so surprised and happy when I proposed to her that she forgot to answer. I said something like… “I take it that’s a yes?”
I had something similar to that happen.... the response was... "Are you serious!?"

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Old 02-12-2009, 05:33 PM   #10
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I had something similar to that happen.... the response was... "Are you serious!?"

Dude... that was, verbatim, Shelley's response.
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Old 02-12-2009, 06:21 PM   #11
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Long, long time ago. Took the wife and kids to the pool. Had a coke, and used it as a spittoon when it was gone. Forgot to tell the wifey there was no coke left....
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Old 02-12-2009, 06:30 PM   #12
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Long, long time ago. Took the wife and kids to the pool. Had a coke, and used it as a spittoon when it was gone. Forgot to tell the wifey there was no coke left....
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Old 02-12-2009, 01:33 PM   #13
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I married my ex-girlfriend too Dave..
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Old 02-12-2009, 01:45 PM   #14
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I married my ex-girlfriend too Dave..
I read somewhere that a broad range of emotions experienced is very short time frames is good for a womans health. And given the till death do us part thing, we were just thinking long term... .
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Old 02-12-2009, 01:47 PM   #15
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If she had been thinking really fast, she would have replied

Me either

Congrats to you, Dave! Condolences to her ...
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Old 02-12-2009, 01:49 PM   #16
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Very very clever Klugs!

I'll have to remember that if I ever get engaged again! (kidding)
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Old 02-12-2009, 02:07 PM   #17
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A guy never gets tired of hearing that .. abet from an unwanted source.
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A guy never gets tired of hearing that .. abet from an unwanted source.
If someone takes time out of their day to F with you,right Dave?
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