Strange French Fry (Possibly NSFW?)

Tenor CS · 03-22-2009, 09:42 AM

When I was cooking breakfast this morning, I noticed a strange shaped french fry in the oil.

I say it looks like a space shuttle, but my wife says it looks more penis-like.

I'm thinking of trying to sell it on E-bay. I figure if someone can get big bucks for a Jesus potato chip or Virgin Mary grilled cheese, my penis fry might be worth something, eh?

Starscream · 03-22-2009, 09:44 AM

Too small.

Sauer Grapes · 03-22-2009, 09:50 AM

Somebody has got a dirty little mind. I'd say your wife has problems.

theonlybear4CORT · 03-22-2009, 09:51 AM

Due that is funny

chippewastud79 · 03-22-2009, 09:58 AM

A vote for putting the "penis fry" on Ebay.

Tenor CS · 03-22-2009, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Sauer Grapes

Somebody has got a dirty little mind. I'd say your wife has problems.

Duh. She married me.

03-22-2009, 10:32 AM

why would something that small remind her of a penis?

WildBlueSooner · 03-22-2009, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by SixPackSunday

why would something that small remind her of a penis?

nice!

Tenor CS · 03-22-2009, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by SixPackSunday

why would something that small remind her of a penis?

As I said in post #6. Duh. She married me!

Scottw · 03-22-2009, 10:46 AM

French Fries for breakfast is a yummy start to the day, what else was on the menu?

WildBlueSooner · 03-22-2009, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Tenor CS

As I said in post #6. Duh. She married me!

haha poor lady!

Tenor CS · 03-22-2009, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner

haha poor lady!

It's like a Nub. 4x64 LOL.

Tenor CS · 03-22-2009, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Scottw

French Fries for breakfast is a yummy start to the day, what else was on the menu?

Fried eggs (I like mine sunny side up, she gets hers over light)
Jimmy Dean pork sausage patties
French fries

Our crazy juice blend. My cousin just got us a Jack Lalane juicer. Yesterday, we made our first batch of juice out of all the crap we had in the house.

The "recipe" was:
1 lb of strawberries
3 bananas (for the record, bananas don't make good juice - it just came out as a banana flavored paste)
1 whole pineapple
1 whole honeydew
2 apples

The final juice was way thicker than expected, so we cut it half and half with some store-bought orange juice. It was good.

marge796 · 03-22-2009, 11:12 AM

I see one of those Swedish fish candies.

Tenor CS · 03-22-2009, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by marge796

I see one of those Swedish fish candies.

Pervert.

marge796 · 03-22-2009, 12:59 PM

^^^You hurt Chris^^^

taltos · 03-22-2009, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by andysutherland

Too small.

Could be Asian.

Starscream · 03-22-2009, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Tenor CS

It's like a Nub. 4x64 LOL.

Too much information...

Tenor CS · 03-22-2009, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by marge796

^^^You hurt Chris^^^

I kid because I love.

PS: Sexy Avatar

Genetic Defect · 08-02-2009, 08:27 PM

03-22-2009, 09:42 AM	#1
Tenor CS Feeling Better! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Christian Location: Davenport, FL (near Orlando) Posts: 717 Trading: (2)	Strange French Fry (Possibly NSFW?) When I was cooking breakfast this morning, I noticed a strange shaped french fry in the oil. I say it looks like a space shuttle, but my wife says it looks more penis-like. I'm thinking of trying to sell it on E-bay. I figure if someone can get big bucks for a Jesus potato chip or Virgin Mary grilled cheese, my penis fry might be worth something, eh? __________________ When the world itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?

03-22-2009, 09:44 AM	#2
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Strange French Fry (Possibly NSFW?) Too small. __________________ Insert quote here.

03-22-2009, 09:50 AM	#3
Sauer Grapes Snatchin' yo people up Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,235 Trading: (44)	Re: Strange French Fry (Possibly NSFW?) Somebody has got a dirty little mind. I'd say your wife has problems.

03-22-2009, 09:51 AM	#4
theonlybear4CORT RIP Nick Montano Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Santa Rosa Posts: 2,040 Trading: (14)	Re: Strange French Fry (Possibly NSFW?) Due that is funny

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chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: Strange French Fry (Possibly NSFW?) A vote for putting the "penis fry" on Ebay. __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

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Scottw Going Commando Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Sussex, NJ Posts: 2,815 Trading: (6)	Re: Strange French Fry (Possibly NSFW?) French Fries for breakfast is a yummy start to the day, what else was on the menu? __________________ "Ray when someone asks you if your a GOD you say yes."

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marge796 It Just Doesn’t Matter!!! Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Chris Location: Topeka KS Posts: 1,624 Trading: (28)	Re: Strange French Fry (Possibly NSFW?) I see one of those Swedish fish candies. __________________ “Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.” -Sir Winston Churchill

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marge796 It Just Doesn’t Matter!!! Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Chris Location: Topeka KS Posts: 1,624 Trading: (28)	Re: Strange French Fry (Possibly NSFW?) ^^^You hurt Chris^^^ __________________ “Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.” -Sir Winston Churchill

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