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Dad Jokester Supreme
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Census Taker: "How many children do you have?"
Woman: "Four." Census Taker: "May I have their names, please?" Woman: "Eenee, Meenee, Minee and George." Census Taker: "Okay, that's fine. But may I ask why you named your fourth child George?" Woman: "Because we didn't want any Moe." Ba-Da-Bing!
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