Cocktail Conversation

kelmac07 · 09-09-2009, 11:53 AM

A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen."

"That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I chose "Carmen. "What's your name?"

He answered, "B.J. Titsengolf."

Skywalker · 09-09-2009, 11:55 AM

Nice!

G G · 09-09-2009, 11:58 AM

very good.

icantbejon · 09-09-2009, 12:56 PM

very nice.

09-09-2009, 01:00 PM

09-09-2009, 01:04 PM

I'll remember that next time someone asks what my name stands for.

DonniePaul · 09-10-2009, 12:09 PM

Classic!

09-10-2009, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DoctorBJ

I'll remember that next time someone asks what my name stands for.

Oh no!

09-10-2009, 02:01 PM

I used to have a license plate that said YESPLEZ . It was always a great way to respond to women who called out my name in high school.

09-09-2009, 11:53 AM	#1
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Cocktail Conversation A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I chose "Carmen. "What's your name?" He answered, "B.J. Titsengolf." __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

09-09-2009, 11:55 AM	#2
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Cocktail Conversation Nice! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

09-09-2009, 11:58 AM	#3
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,735 Trading: (10)	Re: Cocktail Conversation very good.

09-09-2009, 12:56 PM	#4
icantbejon Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jon Location: Chester, VA Posts: 1,219 Trading: (10)	Re: Cocktail Conversation very nice. __________________ "Learn to pay attention. Life is hard.....it's even more challenging when you're stupid."

09-09-2009, 01:00 PM	#5
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cocktail Conversation

09-09-2009, 01:04 PM	#6
DoctorBJ Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cocktail Conversation I'll remember that next time someone asks what my name stands for.

09-10-2009, 12:09 PM	#7
DonniePaul It's Cigar O' Clock! Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Don Location: North Haven CT Posts: 253 Trading: (4)	Re: Cocktail Conversation Classic! __________________ You don't make salad with a chainsaw

09-10-2009, 02:01 PM	#9
DoctorBJ Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cocktail Conversation I used to have a license plate that said YESPLEZ . It was always a great way to respond to women who called out my name in high school.

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