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			So i'm getting down at the b&m with a monte#2 in my mouth. i stop to put my phone in my pocket. i feel a drop of something fall from above, thinking it was about to rain again i look up, nothing. i look back down and a bird $hat on my cigar, seriously what the crap!  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			  this green/yellow loogie looking thing on the end of my smoke. that pretty much set the tone for the entire day.
		
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			 Mila smoked my cigar 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			That is pretty nasty.  I would wather have it hit the cigar than land on my head though.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Dear Lord, Thank You. 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			What'd ya do? If the cigar was any good, I'd have wiped it off and manned it out.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I'm used to bird poop though, I used to keep a few hundred birds.  
		
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			 monica lewinsky 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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   i'm used to birds too, they're delicious.
		
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			 YNWA 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			 YNWA 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			 Shepard of the sheeple 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			 C A P S...CAPS CAPS CAPS! 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			[quote=sonic_mike;410628]Are you sure it wasn't ploom? 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			QUOTE] Yes, it's the fabled bird butt ploom. Very rare, should be savored.  
		
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			couldnt have put it better myself.  sorry for your loss 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			 Really, really old 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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