What dipping sauce do you get with this?

AdamJoshua · 03-09-2016, 11:33 AM

I seriously thought this was something from the Onion at first… no such luck. Thank God I don't eat nuggets or other processed chicken or drug dealers for that matter. Does this mean people are white meat or dark meat.. save the racist comments.

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FOX – A cease-and-desist letter has been issued to the corporate office of popular fast food chain’s chicken nugget’s supplier after an investigation led to recovering the remains of 6 people involved in a large drug smuggling operation. Mills Poultry distribution center in Iowa city, Iowa was issued a search warrant after authorities received tips that the manager of the farm had covered up several murders he had committed over the last six months at the facility.

The search, which was conducted over the weekend, revealed the remains of several human bones hidden underneath the tile flooring in the corporate offices. According to employees, their offices had just been remodeled in January. Further investigations, revealed on Monday, confirm the remains match those of 6 individuals whom the FBI had been searching for related to border drug smuggling.

However, what was worse than that, is that the chicken which was ground for nuggets served at several popular fast food chain restaurants, also tested positive for 5 out of the 6 victim’s DNA. They also found human hair and skin sample remains in the meat grinders used to produce the chicken nuggets. The manager of Mills Poultry, Randy Houston, 58, has been taken into custody and is currently being question for the murders. The police will not release any other details except that Houston is a “key suspect” in the disappearance and murders of the 6 victims. Their identities are being withheld until family is notified.

The popular fast food restaurant chains who have used Mills Poultry in the past/present have included McDonald’s, Burger King and Wendy’s. A recall has been issued.

Porch Dweller · 03-09-2016, 11:39 AM

Sweet and sour. Definitely.

nutcracker · 03-09-2016, 11:45 AM

Nando's Peri-Peri - extra hot.
Lots of beer.

tsolomon · 03-09-2016, 12:10 PM

Snopes.com says that it is false.

http://www.snopes.com/chicken-nugget-murder-recall/

AdamJoshua · 03-09-2016, 12:20 PM

God damn it! Again what you get for looking at anything "fox" related lol

AdamJoshua · 03-09-2016, 12:24 PM

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead

Porch Dweller · 03-09-2016, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by nutcracker

Nando's Peri-Peri - extra hot.
Lots of beer.

Good call! I loves me some Nando's.

nutcracker · 03-09-2016, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by AdamJoshua

..... Does this mean people are white meat or dark meat.. ]

Apparently cannibals in the Pacific Islands referred to humans as "the long pig"
..... I guess we taste like pork.....

The Poet · 03-09-2016, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by AdamJoshua

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead

Who's news is more accurate, Fox or SNL?

I got yer long pork sausage, right here.

Dave128 · 03-09-2016, 01:51 PM

mahtofire14 · 03-09-2016, 03:15 PM

That's why I always crave McNuggets.......

icehog3 · 03-09-2016, 03:22 PM

Al Gore is rolling over in his grave right now.

Ashcan Bill · 03-09-2016, 03:32 PM

Al invented nuggets.

shilala · 03-09-2016, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Al Gore is rolling over in his grave right now.

He never imagined Snopes when he invented the intersne, I'm sure.
Snopes is the debbil.

03-09-2016, 11:39 AM	#2
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,563 Trading: (24)	Re: What dipping sauce do you get with this? Sweet and sour. Definitely. __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

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nutcracker Shameless epicurian Join Date: Apr 2014 First Name: Neil Location: Winnipeg, Canada - Home of the Jets! Posts: 1,631 Trading: (26)	Re: What dipping sauce do you get with this? Nando's Peri-Peri - extra hot. Lots of beer. __________________ "Well I ain't often right but I've never been wrong.... Jerry Garcia (R.I.P.)

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tsolomon Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: The Villages, FL Posts: 1,247 Trading: (31)	Re: What dipping sauce do you get with this? Snopes.com says that it is false. http://www.snopes.com/chicken-nugget-murder-recall/

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AdamJoshua Article 4 Free Inhabitant Join Date: Jan 2013 First Name: The Other Adam Location: Satellite Beach Posts: 14,787 Trading: (40)	Re: What dipping sauce do you get with this? God damn it! Again what you get for looking at anything "fox" related lol

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AdamJoshua Article 4 Free Inhabitant Join Date: Jan 2013 First Name: The Other Adam Location: Satellite Beach Posts: 14,787 Trading: (40)	Re: What dipping sauce do you get with this? Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead

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mahtofire14 Chillin in the Aging Room Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: Pete Location: St. Paul, MN Posts: 1,605 Trading: (16)	Re: What dipping sauce do you get with this? That's why I always crave McNuggets....... __________________ Saving basements in the Land of 10,000 Lakes.

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Ashcan Bill Ol' Dude Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bill Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 1,902 Trading: (6)	Re: What dipping sauce do you get with this? Al invented nuggets.