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Old 09-03-2009, 11:29 AM   #1
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The Marine Laboratory employed a licensed boat captain to man its research vessel. Reportedly, the captain couldn't swim. A newcomer, learning of this, approached him about it.

"Is it true?" the newcomer asked incredulously. "You, a boat captain, can't swim?"

"No, I can't," the captain replied. "Can pilots fly?"
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