cigar phone sex

04-04-2009, 06:18 PM

"Hey, baby. Glad you called. Now, get out your big...credit card and get ready. We have what you want. Like em rolled nice and tight? Maybe yr looking for a loose mixed filler?? Maybe you like them dark and oily? Or, blonde and shady?? Maybe you like em a little...green? Like to suck on a torpedo? Can't wait to puff on a petit perfecto? Well whatever your filthy smoking desires are we're here to fulfill them..."

lightning9191 · 04-04-2009, 08:09 PM

Um....huh.....doing any

??

04-04-2009, 08:12 PM

i have no clue what to say......

mikeyj23 · 04-04-2009, 08:13 PM

um I feel a little bit defiled right now...
Posted via Mobile Device

04-04-2009, 08:25 PM

ha!!!

karmaz00 · 04-04-2009, 08:53 PM

ha good one

icehog3 · 04-04-2009, 09:53 PM

My butt itches.

ucla695 · 04-04-2009, 10:05 PM

I have to fart.

SmokeyJoe · 04-04-2009, 10:23 PM

Transcript of your last phone call to Thompsons?

04-04-2009, 11:18 PM

oooh. I see you like em kinda wet. Kinda spongy to the touch? Well, we got em so call us now baby. $3.98 per minute with a $2.99 connection fee.

marge796 · 04-05-2009, 12:36 AM

Should I even be reading stuff like this?

alley00p · 04-05-2009, 12:46 AM

Geez, after reading that, I don't I'll ever order online again! And I don't care what Legend has to say about it!!!

04-05-2009, 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe

Transcript of your last phone call to Thompsons?

WildBlueSooner · 04-05-2009, 08:40 PM

Ummm...I need to go change underpants

04-04-2009, 06:18 PM	#1
bookman Guest Posts: n/a	cigar phone sex "Hey, baby. Glad you called. Now, get out your big...credit card and get ready. We have what you want. Like em rolled nice and tight? Maybe yr looking for a loose mixed filler?? Maybe you like them dark and oily? Or, blonde and shady?? Maybe you like em a little...green? Like to suck on a torpedo? Can't wait to puff on a petit perfecto? Well whatever your filthy smoking desires are we're here to fulfill them..." Last edited by bookman; 04-04-2009 at 06:23 PM.

04-04-2009, 08:09 PM	#2
lightning9191 I think I'm normal... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Posts: 1,007 Trading: (8)	Re: cigar phone sex Um....huh.....doing any ?? __________________ I eat gummy bears by tearing them limb from limb and eating their heads last.

04-04-2009, 08:12 PM	#3
SixPackSunday Guest Posts: n/a	Re: cigar phone sex i have no clue what to say......

04-04-2009, 08:13 PM	#4
mikeyj23 Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Michael Location: Texas Posts: 635 Trading: (10)	Re: cigar phone sex um I feel a little bit defiled right now... Posted via Mobile Device

04-04-2009, 08:25 PM	#5
Benzopyrene Guest Posts: n/a	Re: cigar phone sex ha!!!

04-04-2009, 08:53 PM	#6
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: cigar phone sex ha good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

04-04-2009, 09:53 PM	#7
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,733 Trading: (60)	Re: cigar phone sex My butt itches. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

04-04-2009, 10:05 PM	#8
ucla695 Neither here, nor there Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pool Posts: 3,696 Trading: (5)	Re: cigar phone sex I have to fart.

04-04-2009, 10:23 PM	#9
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: cigar phone sex Transcript of your last phone call to Thompsons? __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

04-04-2009, 11:18 PM	#10
bookman Guest Posts: n/a	Re: cigar phone sex oooh. I see you like em kinda wet. Kinda spongy to the touch? Well, we got em so call us now baby. $3.98 per minute with a $2.99 connection fee.

04-05-2009, 12:36 AM	#11
marge796 It Just Doesn’t Matter!!! Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Chris Location: Topeka KS Posts: 1,624 Trading: (28)	Re: cigar phone sex Should I even be reading stuff like this? __________________ “Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.” -Sir Winston Churchill

04-05-2009, 12:46 AM	#12
alley00p Adopted MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Charlie Location: HOCKEYTOWN! Posts: 1,770 Trading: (41)	Re: cigar phone sex Geez, after reading that, I don't I'll ever order online again! And I don't care what Legend has to say about it!!! __________________ Alley00p - I may be a FOG, but I'm still trying to dance!! Just don't trip over my cane!

04-05-2009, 08:40 PM	#14
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: cigar phone sex Ummm...I need to go change underpants __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur