The day has come to make up my mind on an iPhone

[Blueface]

Well,
Have given it lots of thought.
Considered the pros and cons.
My Verizon contract is up today, at midnight.
That leaves me free to jump ship.

I really like Verizon but I really like that iPhone more.
I was laughing silly last night at the Eagles concert when a co-worker of mine pulled out her iPhone and next thing I see, she has a Zippo lighter, she then acts like she is flicking it open, she then acts like she is lighting it, a flame comes on, and she can actually blow at it and it moves.

Now that may be stupid stuff but man, my current phone barely keeps time.
I want toys!!!