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Old 02-02-2011, 06:53 AM   #1
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I was sitting at the table this morning, reading the paper with breakfast when I came across an article about a beautiful actress who is about to marry a football player. This player is known primarily for his lack of IQ, common sense, and good looks.

I turned to my wife and said "You know, I'll never understand why the biggest, ugliest jerks always get the most attractive wives."

My wife replied, "Why thank you, dear!"
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Old 02-02-2011, 07:26 AM   #2
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I think most of us are in the same boat
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Old 02-02-2011, 07:27 AM   #3
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I was sitting at the table this morning, reading the paper with breakfast when I came across an article about a beautiful actress who is about to marry a football player. This player is known primarily for his lack of IQ, common sense, and good looks.

I turned to my wife and said "You know, I'll never understand why the biggest, ugliest jerks always get the most attractive wives."

My wife replied, "Why thank you, dear!"
That's pretty funny!
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Old 02-02-2011, 07:56 AM   #4
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I am sure we have all said something similar.
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Old 02-02-2011, 08:11 AM   #5
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Keep in mind: your wife's response could have been A LOT worse!
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Old 02-02-2011, 08:12 AM   #6
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Old 02-02-2011, 08:22 AM   #7
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Old 02-02-2011, 11:22 AM   #8
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I definately married up.
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Old 02-02-2011, 11:50 AM   #9
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I definately married up.
Me too!!
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I definately married up.
I made the mistake of not doing that the first time.
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Old 02-05-2011, 09:08 AM   #12
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