Re: My apartment was just changed to "No Smoking"
Sit on the hood of his car and light up.
When he comes out to say that there's no smoking on the property and to get off his car, politely explain to him that you're not on the property, you're on his car, and if you were to get off his car, you'd be on the property and you wouldn't want to be an insensitive prick and break the rules like that.
Bonus points for using his open sunroof to tap off your ash.
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