I got food poisoning from bad shrimp once. Before that time I would have thought it was impossible to expel my guts from both ends at one time. Fortunately the toilet was right next to the tub.
I had to crawl to the bathroom every hour on the hour for the same routine. I'd blow both ends and then chug water till the heaves were done. It got to a point where the heaves wouldn't stop. When I was well enough to go to the hospital they gave me a shot in the ass to stop the puking and packed me in ice cubes.
I had fever dreams that night that were the wildest most vivid and real dreams I've ever had. Except they weren't really dreams cause I had them when I would pass out from the fever.
I rescued my sister from a burning building in one of the dreams, still remember it.
I don't have a sister, though. It was something else.
The whole thing was quite an experience.
Jason, I hope you're feeling better soon!!!
