I was straightforward with my insurance application.
I told them I smoked cigars and they quoted me a rate slightly higher than someone who did not smoke would get.
I then took a blood test and it came back with no traces of whatever they associate with smoking.
They then signed me at a 'preferred non-smoking rate'. It is clearly stated and signed by both parties on my application that I said I smoke cigars.
How 'bout them apples?
