I would never want to be the "Guy at Shack Herf XX that was camping out at the Liquor table and too drunk to walk"
but I might want to be the third runner up.
And, BTW, I was trying to stay away from all Shack threads because they just depress me and make me think about how much I would love to be there, with old friends and new ones.
And because my memory is complete sh!t aiss swiss cheese like an Alzheimers patient, I would end up just calling everybody "Larry" and no one wants to see that.