Al is so old, when he was a kid rainbows were in black and white.
Al is so old, that his birth certificate is in roman numerals.
Al is so old, he sat next to Jesus in school.
Al is so old, he remembers when the Grand Canyon was just a ditch.
Al is so old, he used to take a chariot to school.
Al is so old, he remembers when the Dead Sea was just sick.
Al is so old, he still owes Fred Flinstone a quarter.
Happy birthday you old bastage!
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"One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher
"If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.