07-12-2010, 05:48 PM
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Admiral Douchebag
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: Clermont, Kentucky
Posts: 71,761
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Re: Dr Pun
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Originally Posted by billybarue
Mahatma Gandhi's strict vegetarian diet left his bonestructure weakened from lack of calcium and protein. The diet also contained a good bit of fragrant curries and strong vegetables like garlic and onions, which made his breath less than fragrant. He also often shunned his sandles and walked barefoot resulting in soreness and a good deal of extra punishment to his feet.
and in the end you get:
A "Super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis"
Bdoomp boomp!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Commander Quan
Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that the soles of his feet became quite thick and hard.
Being a very spiritual person, he ate very little, and often fasted. As a result, he was quite thin and frail.
Furthermore, due to his diet, he ended up with very bad breath.
Hence he came to be known as a....
"Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis."
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