Re: Dr Pun
Two lions are walking through the jungle when they come upon two men sitting under a tree.
One is terribly obese and is writing frantically on a notepad. He finishes a page, rips it out of the pad and hands it to the other guy. This guy is thin as a rail, maybe 90 lbs. dripping wet. He reads the page with equal energy and places the page in a pile.
Well, one of the lions eats the skinny guy which causes the other lion to ask;"Leo, you could of had a week's worth of meal, and you eat the guy who will barely take the edge off your appetite. Why?!?!?"
The first lion replies; "Well Linus, don't you know? Writers cramp and reader digest!"
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