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icehog3 · 07-10-2010, 02:01 PM

A scientist invented a formula that would make dolphins live forever. It was primarily made up of mashed up baby sea gulls. He knew he had to get his creation patented immediately to keep others from cashing in on his discovery.

When he arrived at the patent office, one of the concrete lions which adorned the entrance had fallen in front of the door, and the scientist had to jump over it to get into the building. He was immediately arrested. Why?

Crossing a staid lion with young gulls for immortal porpoises.

07-10-2010, 02:01 PM	#3
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,759 Trading: (60)	Re: Dr Pun A scientist invented a formula that would make dolphins live forever. It was primarily made up of mashed up baby sea gulls. He knew he had to get his creation patented immediately to keep others from cashing in on his discovery. When he arrived at the patent office, one of the concrete lions which adorned the entrance had fallen in front of the door, and the scientist had to jump over it to get into the building. He was immediately arrested. Why? Crossing a staid lion with young gulls for immortal porpoises. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!