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Originally Posted by floydpink
although the Irish bring much more sales to a bar.
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Reminds me of a joke ...
An Englishman, a Scot, and an Irishman sit down at a bar.
Each orders a beer.
After being served, a fly lands in each man's beer.
The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust.
The Scot picks up the fly, tosses it aside, and drinks up.
The Irishman picks up the fly, and angrily squeezes it over the top of the beer mug, yelling "SPIT IT OUT, YOU THIEVING BASTARD!"