Geez, what the heck did I do? 
 
I set up a trade with Richard (rharris), some cigars for a couple pipes he wasn't using. 
I got the pipes today, just as described (by the way that Medley is freaking monster!). 
Richard took the opportunity to hit me with some much needed pipe cleaners 
AND a tin of Cornell & Diehl #126 Old Joe Krantz! It looks and smells amazing!! Now I have to get through the next couple hours so I can light some up. 
Richard, thanks so much! 

 You pipe guys are out of control!
