...because your mailbox just might get exploded.
I posted a WTB for some cheap briars, as I am getting really into pipe smoking. Enter Jonathan (a/k/a The Traveler). He strings me along with some bogus story about selling a few estate pipes he's cleaned up and everything is hunky-dory until we start talking about how to pay. Apparently that was not in his plan.
I think I am all set here, I absolutely cannot wait to start smoking these pipes and trying the samples he sent.
His only mistake: leaving his return address on the box.

Jonathan, thank you so much.