[Parshooter]

have been walking in the desert for days. Dehydrated and hungry, they started to see things. Jose tells Juan "Juan, I think I see a bacon tree". Juan tells Jose he is just halucinating, there's no such thing as a bacon tree. After walking about another mile, Juan now thinks he sees a bacon tree. "Hey Jose, that bacon tree you saw before, did it all types of bacon on it? Like Canadian, smoked, peppered, and thick cut?" Ci says Jose. "Well I see it too." Jose runs toward the bacon tree, hoping for some food, but just as he approaches, gun shots are heard. Jose yells, "Juan, stay away, it's not a bacon tree, it's a ham bush".