In about ten minutes, I'm gonna grab one of these Cohiba Maddies that are ROTT, take it out to do some yardwork, bite the end off, light it with an old busted ebay lighter, and chew on it till it goes out from slobber.
It just struck me that despite all the cigar reading and stuff, I'm just not gonna get all that refined.
I suppose me and Marv ain't gonna be hitting the links any time soon.
I sure hope Major Captain Silly will still be my friend.
