1) What is your dream (it'll never happen, but it is nice to dream) situation for enjoying a cigar? (place, people, drink, whatever it may be that makes it your favorite)
A herf with ALL of the Asylum Inmates. How cool would that be?! See last question...
2) What is your dream situation (it happens occasionally, just waiting for the next time) for enjoying a cigar? (place, people, drink, whatever it may be that makes it your favorite)
3) What is your favorite place to enjoy a smoke?
Probably on "The Deck" at BarneyBandMan's house.
4) What is your favorite thing to be doing while enjoying a good cigar?
Drink single malt scotch or a fine rum and good conversation with friends.
5) What is your usual passtime while enjoying a cigar?
Working/watching a movie on my lap top.
6) What is your usual place to enjoy a smoke?
"SmokeyJoe's Herf Haven" (My back porch.) 
7) Name 3 people (living) w/whom you'd like to enjoy a cigar?
Arnold Swarzeneggar, Bill Cosby and Michael Jordan 
8) Name 5 people from CA w/whom you'd like to herf - that I have NOT already herfed with.
Darrell, Icehog3, TripleF, ahc4353, RevSmoke, massphatness, shilala, DaKlugs, pnoon, PDS (YOU pick 5... LOL)
9) Name 3 people (no longer living) w/whom you'd like to enjoy a smoke.
My Dad... Mark Twain... Charles H. Spurgeon
10) If we could get all of CA together for a herf, what would be your idea of a great herf (site, activities, drinks, cigars, etc... be as descriptive as you can)?
Shack Herf looks perfect... maybe a Caribbean Cruise Ship with free-flowing Rum and smoking throughout the ship. Could go on for days!