A Dangerous Stroll
A man was out for a walk on a blustery night in Washington D.C.
A robber in a mask walks up to him and says,
"Give me your money."
The man is afraid, and he says,
"You can't do this, I'm a United States Congressman."
The robber hesitates a moment, and replies,
"Okay, in that case, give me MY money."
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