Mah bucket list:
1) have kids with the woman
2) buy house to house those kids
3) get furrkids for the kids
4) build a cigar room for myself (the room would have a wall humidor)
5) bicycle (yes, two wheels, human-propulsion) around the world (or at least across Canada and the US)
6) retire and become a college professor
7) work entirely from home as a professional blogger (working on that one)
... more to be added later I'm sure.