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My wife is so intrigued by the idea of bombing complete strangers (she thinks we're all a bunch of nuts -- which we are) that she would probably box up the Vino and all its goodies and ship them off to the first person whose name she saw upon visiting the forum.

Now don't go and get any ideas about offing me and setting up a bot to continually post new threads for you. That would be uncool.