The guy behind her, sitting down, in the white shirt .....
..... I can read his mind!
First, a repeating wave of "WTF?" as he sits unmoving, almost transfixed.
A minute or so in he starts looking around for the hidden cameras.
Finally near the end, his head drooping on his chest, you can almost make out the stream of drool.
That's right folks, the first verbal lobotomy ever captured on film!
Poor guy will never be the same again.
Edit: we should find out if any of his surviving relatives need help after that horror show. Maybe send a gift basket, some cigars, a vegetable tree, free land, something to help out.
