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Scottw · 09-11-2009, 01:26 PM

a guy walks in to a deliatessen, sits down and is handed a menu by a very attractive young waitress. The menu reads:

Tuna sandwich...$3.50, Corned beef sandwich...$4.50, and handjob ...$5.00

He asked his waitress " are you the one that gives the handjob?" She smiled a big smile and said "yes".

"Then go wash your goddam hands I want a tuna sandwich"

09-11-2009, 01:26 PM	#1
Scottw Going Commando Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Sussex, NJ Posts: 2,815 Trading: (6)	deli story a guy walks in to a deliatessen, sits down and is handed a menu by a very attractive young waitress. The menu reads: Tuna sandwich...$3.50, Corned beef sandwich...$4.50, and handjob ...$5.00 He asked his waitress " are you the one that gives the handjob?" She smiled a big smile and said "yes". "Then go wash your goddam hands I want a tuna sandwich"