[csbrewfisher]

1. First, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
smoke a cigar (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be realistic)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 (time to get the calculator)

5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1759. If you
haven't, add 1758

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this number is your original number (i.e., how many
times you want to smoke a cigar this week).

The next two numbers are your age...