[csbrewfisher]

New today...

1. With a big stick you will be king of the beach. (Are longboards back?)

2. The longer your instrument is the more power it has. (it's why I have a really long guitar)

3. You would never have to travel south if you had a bigger shaft. (You mean I could stay up north?)

4. The bigger the tool in your pants, the bigger man you feel. (not going there...)

5. Caution! Our medicine is extremely cheap and effective. (I'll be careful!)

6. Get noticed with a sexy Acai Burn body

7. Bear, Bear!

8. Every extra inch gives her extra chance for reaching final destination. (especially if her destination is only inches away)

9. boblet gauds

10. Be her insatiable Tarzan