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Originally Posted by BlackDog
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I ran over one about 25 years ago. Totally wrecked the front of my car. It was about a month old.
This one ran into me. Right into the back door. Left snot prints on the handle and a knee dent in the door.
I have had no less than 1000 very close calls in the last 20 years or so. I watch very carefully, it's pretty intense driving around here, we have like the highest density or deer per acre in the whole world around here. It's crazy.
They're delicious though.
We wrap them in bacon and do a whole deer on the hog-o-matic. It's so good it'll bring tears to your eyes.