So i'm getting down at the b&m with a monte#2 in my mouth. i stop to put my phone in my pocket. i feel a drop of something fall from above, thinking it was about to rain again i look up, nothing. i look back down and a bird $hat on my cigar, seriously what the crap!
this green/yellow loogie looking thing on the end of my smoke. that pretty much set the tone for the entire day.