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Originally Posted by adampc22
gentalmen dont chew lol
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pish posh...shall I also not...
- Use a penknife to cut or a lance to pierce the end of the cigar.
- Touch the flame directly to the foot of the cigar: Instead, simply rotate it around the edge till it starts to burn, then puff lightly.
- Ask someone else for a light (the lighting of a cigar should be a personal affair).
- Light your cigar too quickly or too slowly.
- Indulge in exhibitionism in lighting or any other aspect of smoking.
- Relight your cigar if less than one quarter of it is leaf.
- Put the cigar in your mouth to relight it. Just scrape off the ash and turn it in the flame for several seconds till it relights.
- Clench it between your teeth. Likewise do not get the end of the cigar wet, chew it, or slobber on it.
- Smoke too quickly.
- Use a cigar holder, or worse, stick a toothpick or matchstick in the end of the cigar to help hold it in your mouth.
- Dunk your cigar in port or brandy, a habit attributed to Winston Churchill.
- Smoke while working.
- Hold a cigar between your index and middle finger.
- Smoke when you're walking.
- Smoke more than half the cigar.
It's a Cigar.... F'ing sit back, smoke and enjoy. I don't care how you do it