Lol I hear ya, James
As for Kevin, white gloves just seem so...Michael Jackon-y
Maybe you can tell me why my current gloves aren't working out?
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/ima...N&color_name=x
Robert's idea might work...a lady online selling flasks with a manufacturer's warranty against spills (not my eBay flask of course

how different can these things be?) suggested drinking a leaky flask quickly, and then sending it back for a replacement.
For ten bucks, I can afford a leak if it arises, and I've learned from any future mistakes