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I suppose we should be on the lookout next for a story about Billy Mays getting busted for picking up a tranny crack whore...

I didn't know the history about the Shamwow guy re: Scientology. Interesting and certainly earns some kudos from me.

But kissing a hooker? I'd be using that shamwow on my tongue along with some Lysol.

And a thousand dollars for straight sex? I've never used the services of a professional in this regard and never will, but that better be some kind of mind-blowing copulation. At that rate, I'd better have a smile requiring surgery to remove, friction burns and a serious sleep deficit.