03-27-2009, 10:20 AM
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Captain Cannoli
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Moe
Location: Suffield, CT
Posts: 5,712
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Re: stirring the pot local B&M vs big internet
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney
WALDORF: They aren’t half bad.
STATLER: Nope, they’re ALL bad!
STATLER: I wonder if there really is life on another planet.
WALDORF: Why do you care? You don’t have a life on this one?
WALDORF: What’s all the commotion about?
STATLER: Waldorf, the bunny ran away!
WALDORF: Well, you know what that makes him -
BOTH: Smarter than us!
Statler: Well, that was different.
Waldorf: Yep. Lousy...
Both: ...but different!
Statler: Wake up you old fool. You slept through the show.
Waldorf: Who's a fool? You watched it.
S: I like the steel Drums!
W: What?!?
S: THE PIGS' STEEL DRUMS!!!
W: I beleive it! They'll take anything that isn't bolted down!
S: Is your hearing aid fixed?
W: No.
S: Then how do you know what I'm saying?
W: I don't!
S: Oh. (does double take)
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