A rich guy and a poor guy were having lunch and the poor one asked the rich man:
"What did you buy ur wife for Valentine's Day?"
"A diamond necklace and a BMW." replies the rich guy
"Why did you get her both?" the poor man inquires
The rich guy replies, "That way if she doesn't like the diamond necklace she can go return it. What did you buy ur wife?"
The poor man said, "A $10 gift card to Walmart and a dildo."
"Why did you buy her both?" the rich man asked
"That way if she doesn't like the gift card she can go f^ck herself."
