Me: Did it hurt?!?!?
Her: Huh?
Me: When you fell from heaven!
If I said you have an awesome body...would you hold it against me?
If we went alone to the woods and I made a move would you tell anyone?
Are your pants made of mirrors? I can see myself in them.
Does you face hurt? Cuz it's killing me! 
(not really a pickup line)
Me: You are mean!!!
Her: Why?
Me: I can already see you breaking my heart!