Re: B&M etiquette question
I used to work at an Italian restaurant (rhymes with "Slap a Bony Shill") and this one server used to make a habit of picking at uneaten food after he brought it back to the kitchen, before he scraped the plate to put it in the "to be washed" area.
One day, a manager accosted him and said "Dude, don't do that, you might catch AIDS from that pizza!"
To which he replied, "Not unless they [insert slang term for masturbated] on it first!"
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