Originally Posted by replicant_argent

The intellect, or well-being, or health of anyone dumb enough to "invest" in gold plated cigars isn't really an issue, is it?

I'm going to sell that guy some crawfish and call them "micro-lobsters" genetically engineered for dainty, rich, and "discerning" palates. And then tell him that they are only 3000 bucks a pound.