I'm almost as bad as you, Catfish!
My daily loadout:
1 5 stick humi
2 cutters (xikar & Chateau Real stainless)
2 lighters
1 pocket knife
1 handgun
1 extra mag
1 iPhone + Plantronics bluetooth headset
1 netbook computer
2 sets of keys (one personal, 1 for work)
So, don't feel too bad....
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