Employee of the month. You can't beat that.
http://askmrmilo.com/EOTMStanley.html
I wonder how much the grant was.
It it was more than a buck, I would have great admiration for this man's negotiation skills.
Laptop computer with a camera, a windy day, one cigar to smoke, a cutter, matches and a bic lighter.
What would he spend the grant money on?