Be sure he is dead
"911 What's your emergency?" She answers.
"My friend and I were walking through the woods when he just collapsed. I think he died." A man responds. He is very nervous
"Ok, calm down. First, make sure he's dead." The operator replies.
There's a silence on the phone. Then, there's a gunshot.
The man then says, "OK, now what?"
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~ Groucho Marx
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