Passing Gas
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize......you need to fart.
The music is really loud so you time your farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
As you are leaving, people are really staring you down, and that is when you realize you have been listening to your iPod.
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Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian
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