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Originally Posted by SNKBYT
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A Frenchman, a German, and an Irishman all walk into a bar. Each of them order a bottle of whiskey with a fly in each one.
The Frenchman says, "Mon dieu! I cannot drink this." So he gives it back.
The German picks out the fly and drinks his whiskey anyway.
The Irishman grabs the the fly by the throat and says, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"
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Old Hennesey's dying of the tuberculosis... so his missis sends for the priest to give him the last rites.
So the priest arrives at the death bed and says: "Hennesey, do you renounce Satan?"
"No," says Hennessey. "I do not." "You do not?" says the priest.
"No," says Hennessey. "A man in my condition can't afford to make any enemies."