A Double Groaner...
The Energizer bunny and Peter Cottontail got into an argument. The squabble quickly escalated until some friends needed to call the police. The two were arrested and taken to jail.
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One was later charged with Battery.
ENDING #2:
At their court hearing, the presiding judge, upon reviewing the day's agenda, said under his breath, "Well, it looks like we are going to have a bad hare day."
< rim shot >
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied,
Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide
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