I have to go to my wife's Grandfathers house, because he has a new TV and wants all the men in the family to come over. I am going to duck out at half time, so I can go home and enjoy a Monte #2 from 06 while I watch the rest of the game.
I have already told my wife that I am not going anywhere next year. I am sick and tired of being dragged to all these boring Super Bowl parties, when all I want to do is stay home and enjoy the Damn Game.
